Alexander McQueen Shoe Order

These AAA Replica Alexander McQueen kicks? Proper posh, innit? Like your grandad's old trainers but make it fashion, darling.

McQueen Platform Trainers: Luxe & Lads

Right, so these ain't your average plodders. We're talkin' proper chunky soles, like you're walking on clouds made of pure sass. The upper? Smooth, yeah, but it's got this little dotted thing goin' on, subtle like. The laces are white, but they've got these skinny blue stripes, a bit like a fancy ribbon. And the back bit, the heel collar? Dark blue, real classy, with a shiny silver bit that catches the eye. Oh, and see those little holes on the side? They're for your feet to breathe, like a mini spa day for your toes. Proper good, these are.

• Color: White with dark blue heel accent
• Style: Platform sneakers
• Patterns or Textures: Subtle dotted texture on upper
• Visible parts, such as buttons, zippers, handles and their placement: White laces with thin light blue stripes, silver accent on heel collar, circular vent holes on the side