Balenciaga Bag Order

Balenciaga. It's not just a bag, it's a statement, yeah?

That Bag. The One.

So, like, this black leather thing? Proper rectangular, you know? Got this flap bit with a gold lock, real fancy. The handle's all stiff and proper, like it means business. And guess what? You can chuck it over your shoulder too, with this strap thingy that unclips, all shiny gold bits. It's a whole vibe, innit?

• Black leather, duh.
• Rectangular shape, not some weird blob.
• Gold lock, blingy but classy.
• Top handle, for when you're feelin' posh.
• Removable strap, so many ways to wear it, innit.