BV Belt Order

It's a belt, innit? But like, the posh kind.

A Real Fancy Belt Thingy

This ain't just any old belt, guv'nor. It's that Bottega Veneta black leather number, all woven up proper. Got this shiny gold knot bit on the front that looks dead snazzy. It's the kinda belt that makes yer trousers feel important.

• Black leather, obviously.
• Woven innit, like a fancy basket.
• Gold knot buckle, very shiny.