Dior Hat Order

A touch o' Dior, innit?

This ain't just any ol' hat, nah. It's a proper little statement piece, this. See that black and white check? Proper classic, that. And the word 'DIOR' all sparkly and jeweled on the side? Yeah, you heard me. It's like, a mini-masterpiece sittin' on your head. Got this little bit of a peak at the front, just enough to make ya feel a bit fancy. And the way it sits on that wee brown wooden frame? Cute as a button, eh? It's the kinda hat that'll make people go, "Ooh, where'd ya get that?"

• Black and white plaid, cuz, like, duh.
• DIOR, all shiny and jeweled.
• A lil' peak, for that je ne sais quoi.
• Sits on a cute brown wood bit.