Dior Hat Order

For them what wants that bit o' class, innit.

A Proper Dior Lid

So, you want a beanie, yeah? Not just any old woolly hat, mind. This here's a navy blue one, proper dark like the night sky after a good rain. And on the front, bold as brass, it says 'DIOR' in black. Like a secret handshake for people who know. It ain't gonna keep you warm on Everest, but it'll make you look good on the high street, that's for sure. It's the kinda thing you pull on when you can't be bothered with your hair but still wanna look like you made an effort, even if you only just rolled out of bed.

• Navy blue, real nice shade.
• 'DIOR' writ large in black, no messing.
• Keeps yer noggin from feelin' the chill, mostly.
• Makes you look proper fly, innit.