G Shoe Order

These G loafers, they're sumthin' else, innit?

Proper Fancy Loafers, Guv'nor Style

Right, so you got these black leather G loafers, proper shiny like a new penny, yeah? Got that gold horsebit thingy on the front, real classy. The sole's a bit chunky, gives 'em a bit o' clout, and the toe's all round and comfy-like. That horsebit bit? It's sittin' right there on the vamp, lookin' all smug.

• Black leather, super smooth.
• Gold horsebit, blingy but tasteful.
• Thick sole, good grip.
• Rounded toe, cos why not?