Hermes Belt Order

This is a proper nice belt, it is.

A Real Classy Belt Thingy

So, like, you got this brown belt, right? But it's not just any old brown belt. It's got these two lines of holes, all rectangular and neat, running parallel. And the outer bits? They've got this white stitching that just kinda sits there, lookin' good between the holes. Oh, and the buckle? It's silver. Proper shiny.

• Brown leather, obviously.
• Two rows of rectang-ular holes.
• White stitchin' on the outside.
• Shiny silver buckle.