Prada Shoe Order

Prada, innit? These ain't your grandad's loafers, trust.

Proper Swish Loafers, Guv'nor

Right, so you've got these black leather loafers, yeah? Proper shiny they are, like a new penny. They've got this chunky sole on 'em, makes you feel taller, innit. And check this, each shoe's got this little silver triangle Prada badge right on the strap. Looks dead posh. They're so polished you could see your reflection in 'em, no joke. And that leather? Proper smooth, feels like butter, mate.

• Black leather, top notch stuff.
• Thick sole for that extra bit of swagger.
• Silver Prada triangle logo – boss.
• Super polished, real shiny.
• Gonna make you look dead good.